Men

Posted: May 21, 2015 in Uncategorized

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

– Cher

Men

Posted: May 20, 2015 in Uncategorized

Beware of men who cry. It’s true that men who cry are sensitive to and in touch with feelings, but the only feelings they tend to be sensitive to and in touch with are their own.

– Nora Ephron

Baseball

Posted: May 19, 2015 in Uncategorized

I was reminded that when we lose and I strike out, a billion people in China don’t care.

Reggie Jackson

TV

Posted: May 18, 2015 in Uncategorized

I don’t like the negative of reality tv – the ‘you’re no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me.’ It’s all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody.

– Bob Saget

Dogs

Posted: May 17, 2015 in Uncategorized

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

– Andy Rooney

Boxing

Posted: May 16, 2015 in Uncategorized

I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.

– Mike Tyson

Death

Posted: May 15, 2015 in Uncategorized

Death comes in a flash, and that’s the truth of it, the person’s gone in less than 24 frames of film.

– Martin Scorsese