Posted: April 18, 2015 in Uncategorized

Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.

– Thornton Wilder


Posted: April 17, 2015 in Uncategorized

If you talk to God, you are praying; If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.

– Thomas Szasz


Posted: April 16, 2015 in Uncategorized

I didn’t know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.

– Loretta Lynn


Posted: April 15, 2015 in Uncategorized

You are remembered for the rules you break.

– Douglas MacArthur


Posted: April 14, 2015 in Uncategorized

What do I know of man’s destiny? I could tell you more about radishes.

– Samuel Beckett

Woody Allen

Posted: April 13, 2015 in Uncategorized

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen – he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It’s all part of Woody’s plan to grow his own wives.

– David Letterman


Posted: April 12, 2015 in Uncategorized

An intellectual is a person who’s found one thing that’s more interesting than sex.

– Aldous Huxley