Posted: August 19, 2015 in Uncategorized

It’s better for people to miss you than to have seen too much of you.

– Edward Norton

Three by Halle Berry

Posted: August 15, 2015 in Uncategorized

I wish all men were like dogs.

– Halle Berry


I’m done with men… I’m going to be alone. I have no luck with relationships. I don’t think I’m made for marriage.

– Halle Berry


I carried my Oscar to bed with me. My first and only three-way happened that night.

– Halle Berry


Posted: August 14, 2015 in Uncategorized

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don’t you?

– Ben Hogan


Posted: August 13, 2015 in Uncategorized

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.

– William Goldman


Posted: August 12, 2015 in Uncategorized

Textbooks are Soviet propaganda.

– Jerry Falwell


Posted: August 11, 2015 in Uncategorized

Most men are not that evolved.

– Rosanna Arquette


Posted: August 10, 2015 in Uncategorized

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

– Erma Bombeck