– Recently Published –
The cover design is one of my own water colors (which wraps all the way around to the back) but I am not pleased with it and am actively considering other options.
In our personal mythologies (“mythology” in the old sense of the stories that are the main fuel of our beliefs) the separate pieces with age can come together and form a not totally familiar whole. Perhaps much of your life is too close to be comprehensible, just as if you wore seventy-seven layers of clothes and had become unsure if your body was beneath them. This can go on and on. A man can wear a corporate mask until he’s fifty-five, retire early, then he finds that either he can’t take off the mask or, if he does, there’s no face under it. We can all become suffocated by daily career assumptions so that there’s nothing left to distinguish us but our career assumptions. We leave out of our life the learning of skills that give us pleasure except those tied to our livelihood.
Our true daylight comes when we take some time off and are doing something else radically different enough to get a clear view backwards. Frankly, this isn’t always pleasant, and when I’m involved in long hours of fishing and hunting I know in my heart that despite the niceties of having my fiction published in 23 languages I’m basically a ‘working stiff’ like everyone else, in that when I’m fishing and hunting with the right attitude I reenter the woods and rivers with a moment-by-moment sense of the glories of creation, of the natural world as living fabric of existence, but also 70,000 years old.
– Jim Harrison –
A life riven into warring personalities and competing lifestyles is difficult to stuff into a single memoir. White Noise is Volume 1 of a multi-volume autobiography and chronicles the narrator’s childhood, high school and college years, various promising careers – personnel management, social work, veterinary assistant – and fades out at age 31 when he finds himself jobless and adrift in the mountains of Northern California.
I think we are well advised to keep on nodding terms with the people we used to be, whether we find them attractive company or not. Otherwise they turn up unannounced and surprise us, come hammering on the mind’s door at 4 A.M. of a bad night and demand to know who deserted them, who betrayed them, who is going to make amends.
– Joan Didion –
Annie Dillard in The Writing Life remarks that “many experienced writers urge young men and women to learn a useful trade.”
And some, she goes on to say, should probably shoot themselves rather than “gag the world” with “one more excellent manuscript.”
Putting a book together is interesting and exhilarating. It is sufficiently difficult and complex that it engages all your intelligence. It is life at its most free. Your freedom as a writer is not freedom of expression in the sense of wild blurting; you may not let rip. It is life at its most free, if you are fortunate enough to be able to try it, because you select your materials, invent your task, and pace yourself. In the democracies, you may even write and publish anything you please about any governments or institutions, even if what you write is demonstrably false.
The obverse of this freedom, of course, is that your work is so meaningless, so fully for yourself alone, and so worthless to the world, that no one except you cares whether you do it well, or ever. You are free to make several thousand close judgment calls a day. Your freedom is a by-product of your days’ triviality. A shoe salesman – who is doing others’ tasks, who must answer to two or three bosses, who must do his job their way, and must put himself in their hands, at their place, during their hours – is nevertheless working usefully. Further, if the shoe salesman fails to appear one morning, someone will notice and miss him. Your manuscript, on which you lavish such care, has no needs or wishes; it knows you not. Nor does anyone need your manuscript; everyone needs shoes more. There are many manuscripts already – worthy ones, most edifying and moving ones, intelligent and powerful ones. If you believed Paradise Lost to be excellent, would you buy it? Why not shoot yourself, actually, rather than finish one more excellent manuscript on which to gag the world?
[Excerpt #10 from forthcoming Chapter 5 (Los Angeles) of my memoir,White Noise, is included below.]
We would lie like that for hours, Donna and I, the two of us still comfortably entangled, talking. Mostly I listened, or daydreamed, the ashtray balanced on my stomach, while she talked. I enjoyed that. Leaf, the stray tabby I rescued, would burrow under the covers, purring, his tail twitching hypnotically. The days were lengthening now, and this was one of those moments in which everything seemed to fit ‑ Donna, myself, the cat between us. Outside the rush of Saturday afternoon traffic on Foothill Boulevard, children running and playing in the neighbor’s yard, even the whining and clawing of the animals caged in the clinic below. Sounds normally discordant were momentarily wedded by a nameless, elusive rhythm; a gentle rhythm, one I sought to retain. Everything dropped away in such moments, too. All the trappings of the past, the nearly ten years since graduation. Lean and hungry years they were, blind-driven, the whole slew of dead-ends and wrong-turns suddenly compressed into a single fallow season by the grace of the moment. Why? To what end? I didn’t know. I knew only that I had abandoned Florida and I was here, not there, here and now, curled up this very moment with Donna. . . purring.
“Uh-huh…?” I snuggled closer.
“Did you really follow me around the Mall that night before we met?”
I jerked back the sheet and lowered my head and began to nibble the inside of her thighs with exaggerated little slurping noises. “I was stalking you big time, Sweets, couldn’t help myself. Aren’t you glad I finally found a way to ‘bump’ into you?”
Donna giggled and squirmed and playfully pushed me away. “I’m not making love to a pervert!”
Leaf bolted from the bed and darted into the living room. Like his owner, Leaf was fond of his alone-time. Time to notice, time to ponder. A faint tingling, a barely perceptible shudder not unlike that of a predator catching first whiff of prey quickened my senses that Friday night in the Mall. I glanced furtively right and left, struggling to identify the source. A few feet in front of me I caught sight of a girl’s reflection in a store window and realized I must have unconsciously adjusted my rhythm to hers, step for step. Plain leather riding boots, faded brown jeans, matching corduroy jacket, face hidden behind long brown hair falling loosely over her shoulders. My stomach tightened. She moved easily, almost too easily, unnaturally so. Methodically, with the instinct of a tomcat, I began to weave in and out of the crowd and hone in on the girl ahead of me.
Her jeans ‑ they were too tight, outlining the alluring contours of her butt. Yet, that couldn’t be deliberate; her walk was not the saucy bounce of a street-gal, and a certain softness, a polite demureness, a subtle shade of innocence radiated from her.
As I closed the gap between us and mimicked her gait I felt in her movement a slight trace of hesitancy. She’s uncomfortable! For some reason she’s nervous, feels out of place.
The signs of self‑consciousness were minute but unmistakable, and I knew them well. The walk and posture a studied casualness alternating with slight awkwardness when one suddenly becomes aware of one’s body. The timed glances from side to side. The feigned interest in every thing, yet no thing. The pose of being preoccupied quickly contrasted with embarrassed indifference.
As we approached a cul-de-sac thick with the smell of buttered popcorn she hesitated, as if deciding which movie she wanted to see. I checked my wallet to make sure I had enough money and then stood behind her in the ticket line to a Burt Reynolds movie. My heart was a-flutter, telling me something in a language as old as the human race, and I was determined not to let self-doubt keep me from meeting someone special.
“That was my first time out by myself on a Friday night since Mike and I separated.” Donna said, interrupting my reverie.
“Lookin’ for a one-night stand?”
“No! But it’s awkward for a twenty-two year-old single mom with a three year-old daughter. You feel alone, exposed, just going to a movie by yourself is a big deal.
“Gallant of me, wouldn’t you say, sitting beside you in the dark?”
“I was afraid to use the armrest between us.”
“So was I, didn’t want to bump you.”
“Then you had the gall to ask me for my phone number!”
““Were you surprised I remembered it?”
“I figured you would write it down once you got back to your car, but to call me that same night, after midnight, just as I was getting home – that was special!”
“We talked for two hours and I’m not even a talker.”
“What DID surprise me was barely four hours later you meeting me at the stable at sunrise while I exercised Sundance.”
“It’s exciting to watch a pretty lady shovel horse shit…”
“That’s gonna be YOUR job from now on,” she said, rolling on top of me and pulling the sheet up over us like a tent.
How dare someone like myself write an autobiography after the bar has been set so high by the likes of a JACK LONDON!
…the unembellished facts of London’s career are the stuff that dreams and legends are made of, more fabulous than anything Horatio Alger ever imagined. He was an infant born out of wedlock into near poverty, one whose paternity has never been definitely established. Here was the child who spent his precious boyhood years delivering newspapers, hauling ice, and setting up pins in bowling alleys to augment the family’s meager income. Here was the mere youth forced to become a factory “work-beast,” apparently condemned, like thousands of other poor unfortunates in his social class, either to die an early death from overwork, malnutrition, and disease or, if he deserted his post at the machines, to spend what miserable life that was left in him wandering the underworld among the social degenerates and misfits known as the “submerged tenth.”
Yet by means of luck, pluck, and sheer determination – undergirded by rare genius – he succeeded in escaping “the pit,” transforming himself into “Prince of the Oyster Pirates” and a “man among men” at the age of fifteen, able-bodied seaman and prize-winning author at seventeen, recruit in General Kelly’s Industrial Army (also hobo and convict) at eighteen, notorious Boy Socialist of Oakland at twenty, Klondike argonaut at twenty-one, the “American Kipling” at twenty-four, internationally acclaimed author of The Call of the Wild at twenty-seven, Hearst war correspondent at twenty-eight, celebrated lecturer and first president of the Intercollegiate Socialist Society at twenty-nine, world traveler on his famous Snark at thirty-one, model farmer at thirty-four, blue-ribbon stock breeder and rancher at thirty-eight, and the producer of more than fifty books (several of which have achieved the status of world classics) before his death at forty. The sum total of these achievements underscores Alfred Kazin’s comment that the “greatest story Jack London ever wrote was the story he lived.”
London’s story is quintessentially American. It is difficult to imagine his meteoric rise from rags to riches in a different setting or in a different time in American history. E. L. Doctorow remarks that London “leapt on the history of his times like a man on the back of a horse.”
– from the Preface to Jack London: An American Life, by Earle Labor, 2013.
[Excerpt #9 from forthcoming Chapter 5 (Los Angeles) of my memoir, White Noise, is included below.]
Dr. Shaw had once been a country Vet in Oregon and was only too willing to share his knowledge with farmers and ranchers who by and large preferred to give their own vaccinations and perform their own procedures. And he encouraged his Assistants to let him know when they felt comfortable giving shots, drawing blood, debriding and suturing wounds – even spaying and neutering cats and dogs.
Before unlocking the doors in the morning I would mop floors and disinfect exam tables with a spray bottle of Phisohex. Needles and syringes were reusable in those days and I would refill with fresh sterile solution the Tupperware containers we soaked them in. George’s patients were mostly family pets and during exams I would comfort and restrain them while he poked and prodded, peered down ears and throats, and otherwise ‘molested’ those who were irritable and defensive and sometimes not averse to biting the hand that cared for them. We both got fingers chewed to the bone on more than one occasion and had to reach for needle and thread to close each other’s wounds. George always refused any deadening lidocaine injection before I put in a stitch on the assumption that the area was still numb from the trauma of the bite, but I never trusted that theory on myself.
When George made a diagnosis I would dart next door to the storeroom to fetch vaccines and pills and topicals which he then administered or prescribed, and it wasn’t long before I could anticipate what he needed before he asked. X-rays were developed in a tiny bathroom in the basement. I would turn on the red bulb, open the heavy metal cannister, dunk the glossy film in the developer tray on the back of the toilet, set the timer and light up a cigarette. When the buzzer rang the film got transferred to the fixer solution and I plopped back down on the crapper and finished my cigarette. I could stretch the whole process into a ten to fifteen minute break before rushing back upstairs with a picture .
I discovered with some pride that I had a knack for handling animals, especially for giving pain-free injections before a dog or cat had time to notice. Pet owners began to ask for me by name and George obliged by setting me up in my own exam room. Mostly I gave puppy shots, expressed impacted anal glands, and treated minor infections, often with a tube of Panalog – a highly effective antibiotic which George referred to as “liquid gold.” The two adjacent exam rooms were only partially partitioned off so George was never more than ten feet away and always monitoring my activities.
Surgery was scheduled during lunch time, from noon to 2:00. George charged fifteen dollars to neuter, $22.50 for a spay. Broken legs requiring a pin were not uncommon. A stainless steel rod has a wickedly sharp and grooved tip for drilling into bone and joining together misaligned fragments, and once George was inserting a pin through the marrow of a cat’s femur, pushing hard with his right hand and bracing the cat behind the hip socket with his left. The pin suddenly shot through the socket, out the back of the cat and all the way through George’s thumb. Dr. Shaw, impaled on a cat whose anesthesia was slowly wearing off, nearly fainted, and I was to receive more than my share of OJT that day.
The general anesthetic we used, ketamine hydrochloride, packaged under the brand name Vetalar, was widely thought to be hallucinogenic and although we never suffered a break-in, it was a hot item often targeted by druggies. Animals had a tendency to moan and twitch during surgery while under the effect of Vetalar, allegedly having ‘visions’, and thus the myth of its psychedelic powers. Amputations in particular, gruesome as they were, triggered the most eerie vocalizations and was felt, I always suspected, at some level by the inert patient no matter how much anesthetic they had been given.
After watching George spay dozens of cats I finally got my chance on a stray female no one wanted to adopt and was probably going to be put down anyway. Dr. Shaw was actually in another room, so I spayed her all by myself. Depending on weight, most cats need from between 3/4cc to one & 1/4cc of ketamine hydrochloride to reach a sufficient level of anesthesia. You place them on their back, tie their legs out, and shave a small area of the abdomen to reveal the linea alba, a thick fibrous connecting tissue that separates the right and left abdominal muscles. Because that ‘white line’ doesn’t contain much if any nerves or blood vessels, that’s the place to make a median incision. The uterus is Y-shaped with an ovary at the tip of each horn and you have to remember to tie off both above and below before removing. We were careful to disinfect our hands and the incision area, of course, but George never used sterile gloves or drapes. A quick shot of ampicillin after surgery did the trick and there were never any complications. A spay he could perform in ten to fifteen minutes took me forty-five, but it was a successful milestone in my short career, and I was proud of my accomplishment.
There were, however, certain procedures I had no desire to learn. Castrating bulls, for example. And horses would occasionally be trailered into our parking lot for George to treat even though his was primarily a small animal practice. Tube worming involves inserting a tube into the nostril and threading it up and then down into the stomach but it can take a dangerous wrong turn and end up in a lung. You have to trace the tube’s descent down the outside of the horses’ neck with your other hand, and pretty much know what you are doing. And I shudder to think of my fingers inside a horses’ mouth trying to ‘float’ their teeth, see-sawing back and forth with an abrasive file at burrs and sharp edges.
Animals die, of course, in Veterinary Clinics, and some are compassionately and painlessly ‘put to sleep’. I was fascinated by the moment of death, and always strained to detect any observable change in the transition. I was convinced secrets of the universe were lurking in that last breath but the invisible line between the quick and the dead forever eluded me. Equally mysterious but infinitely more gruesome was the severing of the skull of a dog or coyote suspected of rabies, the head then being shipped to a State Forensics Lab for analysis. An objective clinical mindset is essential for medical workers but dissociating yourself from the locus of consciousness and personality, definitive Platonic traits of a species, is nearly impossible unless you’re pathological. As I write this, unfortunately, horrific accounts and videos of two-legged beheadings have become all-too prominent in the news.