Posted: August 5, 2015 in Uncategorized

I’ve never heard of anybody smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What’s wrong with that?

– Billy Bob Thornton


Posted: August 4, 2015 in Uncategorized

I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m not supposed to be married.

– Gregg Allman


Posted: August 2, 2015 in Uncategorized

It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

– Mark Twain


Posted: August 1, 2015 in Uncategorized

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don’t go into government.

– Donald Trump

Three by Casey

Posted: July 31, 2015 in Uncategorized

Never make predictions, especially about the future.

– Casey Stengel


All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

– Casey Stengel


Most ball games are lost, not won.

– Casey Stengel


Posted: July 30, 2015 in Uncategorized

I really like doing the laundry, because I succeed at it. But I loathe putting it away. It is already clean.

– Jenny Holzer


Posted: July 27, 2015 in Uncategorized

As long as my face is on page one, I don’t care what they say about me on page seventeen.

– Mick Jagger